I'm made of shit and glitter,how about you?

when you're born with the initials 'bj' you know your lifes gonna be full of puns.i love and hate nothing inbetween.I make a point of laughing everyday.I am a strong beliver in 'everything happens for a reason'.I'm late everywhere.I have the attention span of a small child.I cackle.I suck my thumb.my boyfriend and my best friends are little pockets of stardust.I love my family,if I could bottle them and sell them I'd be a millionaire.I have catchphrases.oh and lastly..nicki minaj for president.